Friday 23 December 2011

My milkshake brings all the bots to the yard

Well, it's brought a second bot to, OK not my yard, but my barely active Twitter account, so... uh... my profile brings two spambots to the barely active Twitter account.

Anyhoo.

Now the first bot was all "let's fuck or something" but this bot is a bit more playful. I like that this bot's treating me with a bit more respect; it gives me a bit of faith in the spambots of the future. This bot has the statement "I'm 19 years old and I want to experiment with a lucky guy (YOU!). please follow me." which, upon reading it again, could actually be rather sinister.

No, I do not mean left-handed, no-one uses "sinister" in the latin sense any more so I really don't know why you brought that up. You are so difficult sometimes mental foil, you really are.

Great, now it's reminded me of that "we want overweight guys for a medical trial" targeted Facebook advert that I saw, and I don't really want to be experimented with thank you very much.

That's brought me right down has that.

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