The Edgar Allen Poe Museum could be improved

I was just chatting with a friend on Skype and they told me that they were going to the Edgar Allen Poe Museum.

I have decided that I want to go to the Edgar Alien Poe Museum where an exhibit has a lead-in where you're convinced that there's a tell-tale heart and then BAM! It's John Hurt, something bursts out of his chest, and then it makes a break for it and the doors to the room your're in lock all around you and you hear sounds of something moving.

The Tell-Tale Xenomorph.

I'm too lazy to write anything about it. I just like the name Edgar Alien Poe.