Grow one save a million

One might be forgiven for thinking that "grow one" could be a pair and that "save a million" could be orphans or something which you would save with your new-found confidence. I wouldn't forgive you because that idea is really stupid but others might. It's a moot point anyway so stop going on about it. Grow one save a million isn't about growing a pair although it is about manliness. Kind of.

Here is a link to an article: http://popwatch.ew.com/2011/06/01/nick-offerman-beard-world-environment-day/

Now I'm all about saving water, I really am, so I don't want anyone thinking that I'm all "hey everyone, let's waste a lot of water today and every day, that would be really cool" because I'm not but this campaign could really be called "turn off the friggin' tap you moron" and it would have a very similar end result if people followed it.

No, I do not mean that it would have the end result of more beards. And no, I do not mean that it would be similar to people growing beards. I'm really not sure that you're taking this seriously. The similar end result that it would have is that there would be less water used. I did a bit of knocking around on-line and the "average of five gallons" per shave is also stated elsewhere as between "three to ten gallons when you leave the tap running".

When. You. Leave. The. Tap. Running.

So yeah, don't leave the tap running when you don't need to, is that so hard?