Whoops

So I guess my health isn't quite as good as I thought. Even so, this is quite the gap, and it just will not do.

1. I have now heard the X-Factor Finalists version of Heroes. Heroes is one of David Bowie's best songs and a contender for my favourite Bowie song. The XFF (I am shortening their name as that's what one does with terrorist groups) have seemingly kidnapped the song and have started bludgeoning it to death. Apparently their demands are that we buy their records and put them, individually, in the charts.

Fuck you, I will not negotiate with terrorists, and while you may have taken this song the public will see to it that you don't get to kidnap too many other songs.

2. I have now heard Coldplay's assault on the charts in their attempt at getting the Christmas Number One. Having heard it I think that it is best described as a Christmas Number Two. In the first verse Chris Martin's singing displays notes so flat they could be used to skim over fresh plaster.

Coldplay fans will think that it's beautiful.

Fuck you, Coldplay fans, fuck you.

3. JUST WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING THAT FUCKING TIME OF MY LIFE BLACK EYED PEAS SHIT?

I am old and cranky.